The mother of all colds
So about a week and a half ago my neighbor friend comes to my door with her two month old. She is winded and looks frantic. I look like I just got out of bed, because I did. She quickly explains to me that she needs to get her oldest son to Kindergarten, like 5 minutes ago, and that she went to put the youngest of her 3 boys into the car seat only to find that one of the new kittens (as if her life wasn't crazy enough about 2 weeks after her youngest is born her cat has 3 kittens) has taken its first poop in the babies car seat. Well, I grab my little 2 month old friend shoo her back to her minivan and begin telling baby Ian how he and Gavin will someday rule the neighborhood and be best friends. This is met with the newly learned skill of smiles and cooing that only proceed to make my heart melt and long for the day that it is my baby that is smiling and cooing at me. After a monster spit up from Ian his mother comes knocking on the door to retrieve her little one. This is when I learn that she has been sporting a horrible sore throat for about a day. I wave it off saying it is probably sinus problems, which Mike has had a lot of lately, so I feel I should be the expert or something.
Sunday night rolls around and I quickly realize that it wasn't sinus problems but a monster cold that seems to have infected half of the Valley. By Monday morning I am canceling my chiropractor appointment in an effort to not infect the other half of the Valley. I am miserable. Yet, I insist that by the time my birthing class comes around at 6:00pm I will feel as good as new. How I thought I would do this I still have yet to figure because being pregnant there aren't a lot of options for medication. By 5:00pm I am swollen, achy,
sneezy and I swear I sound like Darth Vader. But still I insist that I could go to my birthing class until I realize just how miserable I am and that if I made a whole entire room full of pregnant women sick, well I probably wouldn't go back to the class if that happened because I would either be beaten by a room full of pregnant women or feel so guilty that I just simply couldn't show my face. Monday night I sneeze and pull a muscle in my stomach and come to the revelation that there is sick and then there is pregnant sick and the two are on very different playing fields.
After a few nights of not sleeping I call my doctor and near tears explain that there must be something I can do. She lists a few drugs I can take tells me to drink lots of water and get a humidifier. Humidifier turns out to be my best friend I begin sleeping as well as a pregnant woman can and breathing better instantly. However, over a week later as I sit here still hacking, coughing, sneezing, achy, stuffy and I will spare the other gross details I just read that it takes pregnant women much longer to recover from viruses than most. Tonight will be the second out of four of my birthing classes that I might miss if by tonight I don't miraculously recover. Despair has set in and I fear that I will never be whole again. The worst part is I paid $65 for this birthing class.